IT DESERVES SPARKLIES, OKAY. I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL GO AND READ AND DIE AND FAP AND GIVE zenfu MUCH WORSHIPFUL LOVE BECAUSE KLJSDHFLKDS. ANYONE WHO CAN WRITE 11,000 WORDS OF RYEOWOOK BEING YESUNG'S SEX SLAVE DESERVES LOVE. ♥
happytgt linked me and I spent like an hour sifting through and finding... no porn at all. I was beginning to despair and wonder if Chinese writers somehow thought of YeWook as some chaste innocent couple, because catskilt and happytgt manage to find enough EunHae porn in Chinese, and so does teexsaurus for KyuMin, but there was just NOTHING for YeWook.
And then I finally happened across one, and I was delighted, until I read and realised that the plot was about Yesung being some creepy inventor who builds himself a sex robot and names it Ryeowook. And so he has robot!Wook chained to a wall and he's doing all sorts of nasty shit to it and then... he makes Ryeowook call him "daddy".
... I backed the shit out of there.
Then I found several others, but they were either incest (the father-son theme seems to be popular with YeWook, don't ask me why), or noncon, or bondage, or torture. DNW, OKAY? I JUST WANTED NORMAL YEWOOK PORN, GDI.
Then happytgt gave me a snippet of one she'd found, which I promptly c & p-ed to Oppaaarrr and translated for her, because seriously, guys. Chinese porn, if you can find the 'normal' ones, is a fucking riot.
in the end... lust won over reason. reason didnt allow him to go back to being meek again. as the clock struck midnight, jongwoon's body was completely controlled by lust, and led him step by step to the kitchen, to ryeowook's side.
THAT SOUNDS SO ALARMINGLY FEASIBLE
thundersquall: LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
BUT ITS SO... DRAMATIC
AS THE CLOCK TOLLS!
JONGWOON IS OVERCOME BY LUST!
specialrainbow: THIS SOUNDS LIKE FIC WOULD SOUND IF RYEOWOOK WAS WRITING IT
And then when I finally found proper YeWook Chinese PWP, no weird kinks and shit:
I WILL DO AWAY WITH THE FRONT PART AND START STRAIGHT WITH THE PORN
ryeowook felt yesung's cold hands on his back, and couldnt help but sigh a little, but he didnt expect that little sigh to be a catalyst. his sigh made yesung more urgent, his hands move faster.
yesung swiftly undid ryeowook's buttons, exposing ryeowook's pale skin to the air. ryeowook's excitement was fully awakened (idek okay, im just translating), and as he watched yesung's hands on his body and understood what was going to happen soon, he said softly "hyung, can we... go on the bed?" he was blushing, but he was also thinking of himself, because really, the floor was cold.
specialrainbow: ... DYING
specialrainbow: LMAO THAT'S SO CUTE THOUGH
thundersquall: hearing ryeowook's words, yesung gave a little smile, and lifted him in his arms, carrying him, half-undone clothes and all, to the bedroom.
once there, yesung wasted no time in laying him on the bed in a gentle, yet urgent way (IDEK OKAY), and ryeowook didnt wait for yesung, but looped his arms around his neck and offered up his lips (THIS IS A DIRECT TRANS, LMAO).
taking advantage of the time ryeowook was using to kiss him, yesung put a hand on the back of ryeowook's head, pulling him closer and pressing his tongue into his mouth. as ryeowook responded, he tugged down ryeowook's pants with his other hand, exposing him fully in front of him.
once yesung felt that ryeowook's breathing was getting harsher, he pulled away from him and started stripping himself of his own troublesome clothing.
thundersquall: DO YOU WANT MORE
specialrainbow: OKAY LMAO
thundersquall: THEYRE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME JUST STRIPPING, IDEK
specialrainbow: THIS IS AMAZING
thundersquall: CAN I SKIP ON TO THE ACTUAL FUCKING
thundersquall: DYING OMG
THE WORDS THEY USE
yesung watched as his hand worked on ryeowook's cock, speeding up, and removed his other hand from his nipples, but replaced it with his mouth.
IF YOU WANT TO KNNOW THE TRUTH, THEY CALLED HIS NIPPLES LITTLE ROSY CHERRIES
thundersquall: BUT I THOUGHT I'D BETTER NOT TRANSLATE IT AS SUCH
specialrainbow: I WAS GOING TO QUESTION WHAT THE XIAO WAS FOR
thundersquall: ALSO THEY TALKED ABT JONGWOON BITING HIS LITTLE ROSY NIPPLES
specialrainbow: I HOPED IT WAS SOMETHING HILARIOUS
thundersquall: AND I ALSO THOUGHT I'D BETTER NOT TRANSLATE
thundersquall: ... DYING IDEK HOW TO TRANSLATE THIS
specialrainbow: I CAN ONLY READ THE GE PART AND I'M LAUGHING
thundersquall: "ah~ hyung... i can't take it anymore... faster" ryeowook's voice proved that he was close. "hyung, i cant take it, i want you inside me"
thundersquall: IM SHAKING
LAUGHING SO HARD
thundersquall: NEXT LINE
listening to ryeowook's words, yesung merely stroked him faster. "mm." ryeowook released into yesung's hand with a burst of pleasure. yesung sighed in relief, but his own arousal below was making him feel more urgent.
... DIES DIES DIES
I DONT EVEN
... OKAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE NEXT PART IS ROMANISED
I WILL JUST TRANS HERE
thundersquall: yesung lifted ryeowook's legs up, allowing his entrance to be displayed before him, and slowly moved himself towards it.
... UH, OKAY
thundersquall: WHY DO YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH LMAO
OH ITS THE END ALREADY
specialrainbow: BECAUSE IT'S AMUSING LMAO
thundersquall: yesung controlled his own urges, and kept still once he was inside of ryeowook. once ryeowook was used to yesung being in him, he began moving, just gently, but even those gentle movements was enough to make ryeowook's devilishly tempting hole (FUCKING DYING) ripple around him, and yesung was turned on enough by that to begin thrusting into ryeowook harder and harder, until the both of them climaxed.
yesung slowly withdrew from ryeowook's body, and dribbles of thick come flowed out of ryeowook. he stared at ryeowook, his eyes filled with regret...
he sat next to ryeowook and bent down to kiss his forehead, before lifting hiim up and carrying him to the bathroom, setting him in the warm bathtub. with gentle hands, he began to wash ryeowook's body, while ryeowook stared quietly at him.
YEAH AND THATS IT
WHY IS JONGWOON SUCH A DOWNER AFTER SEX
AT LEAST HES BATHING HIM
And then us discussing YeWook having sex in a car:
specialrainbow: YEAH RYEOWOOK DOES
HE TAKES JONGWOON ALL THE WAY INTO FIRST GEAR
thundersquall: ... DEAD
IM SURE HE DOES
HE REVS JONGWOON UP GOOD
thundersquall: MAKES SURE HE DOESNT APPLY THE BRAKES
specialrainbow: HE ACCELERATES HIM TO TOP SPEED
HE MOVES JONGWOON'S GEAR STICK IN EXPERT WAYS
YEAH HE KEEPS HIS IGNITION TICKING OVER
thundersquall: DOESNT GIVE HIS ENGINE A CHANCE TO COOL OFF EITHER
specialrainbow: UNTIL HE NOTICES THEY'RE IN A 30MPH LIMIT ZONE
thundersquall: WHY WOULD THERE BE A LIMIT FOR SEX
THERE ISN'T UNLESS YOU'RE DRAWING DRIVING PARALLELS
YOU'D FAIL AT ROLEPLAY
... Yeah. I love Oppaaarrr, I really do. And Vienna too *snuggles her forever for writing me 11k of kinky YeWook, unf*