i enjoy wookgasms! (thundersquall) wrote,
i enjoy wookgasms!
thundersquall

Because I am the porniest person ever.

11,000 WORDS OF PURE, PERFECT, HOT YEWOOK PORN


IT DESERVES SPARKLIES, OKAY. I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL GO AND READ AND DIE AND FAP AND GIVE zenfu MUCH WORSHIPFUL LOVE BECAUSE KLJSDHFLKDS. ANYONE WHO CAN WRITE 11,000 WORDS OF RYEOWOOK BEING YESUNG'S SEX SLAVE DESERVES LOVE. ♥




happytgt linked me and I spent like an hour sifting through and finding... no porn at all. I was beginning to despair and wonder if Chinese writers somehow thought of YeWook as some chaste innocent couple, because catskilt and happytgt manage to find enough EunHae porn in Chinese, and so does teexsaurus for KyuMin, but there was just NOTHING for YeWook.

And then I finally happened across one, and I was delighted, until I read and realised that the plot was about Yesung being some creepy inventor who builds himself a sex robot and names it Ryeowook. And so he has robot!Wook chained to a wall and he's doing all sorts of nasty shit to it and then... he makes Ryeowook call him "daddy".

... I backed the shit out of there.

Then I found several others, but they were either incest (the father-son theme seems to be popular with YeWook, don't ask me why), or noncon, or bondage, or torture. DNW, OKAY? I JUST WANTED NORMAL YEWOOK PORN, GDI.

Then happytgt gave me a snippet of one she'd found, which I promptly c & p-ed to Oppaaarrr and translated for her, because seriously, guys. Chinese porn, if you can find the 'normal' ones, is a fucking riot.

thundersquall: 最终……欲望还是战胜了理智,理智不允许变回猫的形态,12点的钟声敲响,钟云的身体完全被欲望所征服了,一步步迈进厨房的丽旭身边。
IT SAYS
in the end... lust won over reason. reason didnt allow him to go back to being meek again. as the clock struck midnight, jongwoon's body was completely controlled by lust, and led him step by step to the kitchen, to ryeowook's side.
DYING
DYING
specialrainbow: ROFL
ROFL
THAT SOUNDS SO ALARMINGLY FEASIBLE
thundersquall: LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
BUT ITS SO... DRAMATIC
ITS LIKE
AT MIDNIGHT!
AS THE CLOCK TOLLS!
JONGWOON IS OVERCOME BY LUST!
LMFAOOOO
specialrainbow: THIS SOUNDS LIKE FIC WOULD SOUND IF RYEOWOOK WAS WRITING IT
thundersquall: HAHAHAHAHA


And then when I finally found proper YeWook Chinese PWP, no weird kinks and shit:

thundersquall: OKAY
I WILL DO AWAY WITH THE FRONT PART AND START STRAIGHT WITH THE PORN
specialrainbow: OKAY
thundersquall: 丽旭感觉到艺声有些冰冷的手在触碰他的后背,不适的轻哼了一下,谁知,那轻轻的哼声却成为了两人之间最好的催情剂。丽旭的轻哼声让艺声有些急躁,手上的动作也快了起来。

艺声的手从丽旭的衬衣内迅速的挣开扣子,让丽旭洁白的身躯暴露在空气里,刚从刚才的吻里清醒了许多的丽旭被突如其来的冷空气一刺激,便彻底清醒了,他看着在他身上正在‘行动’的艺声,瞬间明白即将要发生的事,“钟云哥,我们…去床上好…吗?”丽旭轻轻的问着,但脸不知道已经红成什么样了,而且他这样问也是为了自己着想,毕竟在地上,会冷的啊…

ryeowook felt yesung's cold hands on his back, and couldnt help but sigh a little, but he didnt expect that little sigh to be a catalyst. his sigh made yesung more urgent, his hands move faster.

yesung swiftly undid ryeowook's buttons, exposing ryeowook's pale skin to the air. ryeowook's excitement was fully awakened (idek okay, im just translating), and as he watched yesung's hands on his body and understood what was going to happen soon, he said softly "hyung, can we... go on the bed?" he was blushing, but he was also thinking of himself, because really, the floor was cold.

... DYING.
specialrainbow: ... DYING
ROFL
thundersquall: 听了丽旭的话,艺声嘴角露出了一个暧昧不明的笑容,便把丽旭横抱起来,顺便把被自己退下的丽旭的衬衫带着一起进了丽旭的宿舍.

到了房间,艺声迫不及待的把小萌以最轻柔但最快的方法放到床上,还没等艺声行动,丽旭便自己环上艺声的脖子,献上自己的唇。

乘着丽旭自己吻上艺声的瞬间,艺声便一只手扣住丽旭的后脑,将舌尖伸进丽旭的口腔,当他感觉到丽旭开始回应他的时候,另一只手就开始退下丽旭的裤子,以至于让一个可爱的男孩一丝不挂的暴露在自己的眼前。

当艺声感觉到丽旭完全呼吸困难的时候,才放弃了丽旭的唇,用迅雷不及掩耳之势退下了自己身上所有碍事的衣物。
specialrainbow: LMAO THAT'S SO CUTE THOUGH
thundersquall: hearing ryeowook's words, yesung gave a little smile, and lifted him in his arms, carrying him, half-undone clothes and all, to the bedroom.

once there, yesung wasted no time in laying him on the bed in a gentle, yet urgent way (IDEK OKAY), and ryeowook didnt wait for yesung, but looped his arms around his neck and offered up his lips (THIS IS A DIRECT TRANS, LMAO).

taking advantage of the time ryeowook was using to kiss him, yesung put a hand on the back of ryeowook's head, pulling him closer and pressing his tongue into his mouth. as ryeowook responded, he tugged down ryeowook's pants with his other hand, exposing him fully in front of him.

once yesung felt that ryeowook's breathing was getting harsher, he pulled away from him and started stripping himself of his own troublesome clothing.

... DYING
specialrainbow: ROFL
ROFL
thundersquall: DO YOU WANT MORE
LMAO
specialrainbow: OKAY LMAO
thundersquall: THEYRE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME JUST STRIPPING, IDEK
specialrainbow: THIS IS AMAZING
INTENSE
thundersquall: CAN I SKIP ON TO THE ACTUAL FUCKING
specialrainbow: OKAY
thundersquall: DYING OMG
THE WORDS THEY USE
LMAO

艺声看着自己握在手里的丽旭的分身,又加快了手上的动作,虽然另一只手放开了已经泛红的两点小樱桃,但牙齿却毫不犹豫的开始啃食那小樱桃。

yesung watched as his hand worked on ryeowook's cock, speeding up, and removed his other hand from his nipples, but replaced it with his mouth.

IF YOU WANT TO KNNOW THE TRUTH, THEY CALLED HIS NIPPLES LITTLE ROSY CHERRIES
specialrainbow: ROFL
thundersquall: BUT I THOUGHT I'D BETTER NOT TRANSLATE IT AS SUCH
specialrainbow: I WAS GOING TO QUESTION WHAT THE XIAO WAS FOR
thundersquall: ALSO THEY TALKED ABT JONGWOON BITING HIS LITTLE ROSY NIPPLES
specialrainbow: I HOPED IT WAS SOMETHING HILARIOUS
thundersquall: AND I ALSO THOUGHT I'D BETTER NOT TRANSLATE
specialrainbow: DYING
thundersquall: “啊~~~~哥…嗯…好难受啊…快…快啊~~”丽旭的声已经证明了他已经了,“哥…好难受啊,快点…进…来啊”
specialrainbow: LMAO
OH GOD
thundersquall: ... DYING IDEK HOW TO TRANSLATE THIS
specialrainbow: *ANTICIPATES*
thundersquall: DYING
specialrainbow: I CAN ONLY READ THE GE PART AND I'M LAUGHING
thundersquall: "ah~ hyung... i can't take it anymore... faster" ryeowook's voice proved that he was close. "hyung, i cant take it, i want you inside me"

... DYING
IDEK
specialrainbow: ROFL
ROFL
thundersquall: IM SHAKING
LAUGHING SO HARD
specialrainbow: ROFL
ROFKGHMJER
thundersquall: NEXT LINE

听了丽旭的话,艺声更加加重了手上的力道。“嗯…”在一阵快感下,丽旭就在艺声的手中释放了。艺声欣慰的吐了一口气,可下下身的灼热感却有让他紧张起来。

listening to ryeowook's words, yesung merely stroked him faster. "mm." ryeowook released into yesung's hand with a burst of pleasure. yesung sighed in relief, but his own arousal below was making him feel more urgent.

... DIES DIES DIES
specialrainbow: DEAD
thundersquall: SOBBING
I DONT EVEN
LMAO
... OKAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE NEXT PART IS ROMANISED
I WILL JUST TRANS HERE
specialrainbow: LMAO
thundersquall: yesung lifted ryeowook's legs up, allowing his entrance to be displayed before him, and slowly moved himself towards it.

... UH, OKAY
NEXT LINE
specialrainbow: KRFKEKGPLE
thundersquall: WHY DO YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH LMAO
OH ITS THE END ALREADY
specialrainbow: BECAUSE IT'S AMUSING LMAO
thundersquall: yesung controlled his own urges, and kept still once he was inside of ryeowook. once ryeowook was used to yesung being in him, he began moving, just gently, but even those gentle movements was enough to make ryeowook's devilishly tempting hole (FUCKING DYING) ripple around him, and yesung was turned on enough by that to begin thrusting into ryeowook harder and harder, until the both of them climaxed.

... DEAD
specialrainbow: ...
WTF
LMAO
thundersquall: 艺声慢慢的从丽旭身体里,带出一丝丝浑浊的。他看着躺在床上的丽旭,眼中浮现出一丝怜惜和自责……

他接着又坐在丽旭的身旁,低头轻轻的吻了吻丽旭光洁的额头,又将丽旭抱到接满了热水的浴池里,手法轻柔的给丽旭清洗身子,而丽旭他只是静静的看着,

yesung slowly withdrew from ryeowook's body, and dribbles of thick come flowed out of ryeowook. he stared at ryeowook, his eyes filled with regret...

he sat next to ryeowook and bent down to kiss his forehead, before lifting hiim up and carrying him to the bathroom, setting him in the warm bathtub. with gentle hands, he began to wash ryeowook's body, while ryeowook stared quietly at him.

YEAH AND THATS IT
specialrainbow: ...
WTF
WHY IS JONGWOON SUCH A DOWNER AFTER SEX
POOR RYEOWOOK
thundersquall: LMAOOOO
AT LEAST HES BATHING HIM


And then us discussing YeWook having sex in a car:

specialrainbow: YEAH RYEOWOOK DOES
HE TAKES JONGWOON ALL THE WAY INTO FIRST GEAR
thundersquall: ... DEAD
IM SURE HE DOES
HE REVS JONGWOON UP GOOD
specialrainbow: LMAO
YEAH
thundersquall: MAKES SURE HE DOESNT APPLY THE BRAKES
specialrainbow: HE ACCELERATES HIM TO TOP SPEED
thundersquall: UNF
HE MOVES JONGWOON'S GEAR STICK IN EXPERT WAYS
specialrainbow: DYING
YEAH HE KEEPS HIS IGNITION TICKING OVER
thundersquall: DOESNT GIVE HIS ENGINE A CHANCE TO COOL OFF EITHER
specialrainbow: UNTIL HE NOTICES THEY'RE IN A 30MPH LIMIT ZONE
thundersquall: WHY WOULD THERE BE A LIMIT FOR SEX
specialrainbow: GDI
THERE ISN'T UNLESS YOU'RE DRAWING DRIVING PARALLELS
YOU'D FAIL AT ROLEPLAY


... Yeah. I love Oppaaarrr, I really do. And Vienna too *snuggles her forever for writing me 11k of kinky YeWook, unf*


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